Monday 30 July 2012

Its been a while....

So I haven't written much for a while, but then again I haven't dated anyone that has been interesting enough to write about!
But I did have a couple of men that I was dating at the same time, dating them not sleeping with them I have to make that clear from the off. One a chef, seemed nice enough the other a builder interested me but was too vague about a date...the cheek of it lol. Anyway, I went for a coffee with the chef I can't honestly say that there was anything that made me think phowar I fancy him but looks arent everything but its nice to have something to look at when you are snogging the face off them, yes I open my eyes now & then!
The builder I invited on a night out, had a laugh, had a dance then drove him home....NOTHING! Am I losing my touch????
The text's still flew & forwards between us until the fateful day he sent me a text ending it with about 5 kisses, I knew it wasnt for me. I of course replied that I thought he had sent it to the wrong person & he told me that it was meant for a work collegue, now is it just me or did I fail to say he is a BUILDER working with lots of MEN, I don't know any men that send 5 kisses to other men unless of course they are in a relationship. So after I had finished laughing I text him back that he needs to keep the women in his phone book seperate or make life easier just delete my number!
Now the chef, single dad, big drinker. I have been out with single dads before & like us single mums its a hard job, but mixing that with having to drink the amount that he does I really don't want to go down that road again. I am also far to stubborn to text him first lol.
Oh I did go on another date, a lunch date, the picture that he sent me was rather blurry but I can't let that put me off. So off I go for lunch in a lovely little pub, I got there first & brought my own drink. I could see this nice car pull into the car park, mentally rubbing my hands together BINGO! When the man got out of the car I thought it cant be him he looks about my dads age & reminds me off my uncle.....this particular uncle has been dead for about 5 years, so yes he looks like a corpse......no it can't be him! Guess what yes you got it right it was him! GREAT how the hell am I going to get out of this???? Well he came into the pub & I was pleasant I stayed & had a drink with him, but the WEDDING RING put me off!!!
Really what is it with you lot????? Again I am talking about dead bodies & married men!
Ladies if you are reading this I could do with a date, we need something other than 50 shades to read......x